I have a cough … it’s really getting on my nerves now. At Daniel and Carena’s wedding (lovely day, beautiful bride, handsome, beardless groom) I had a coughing attack just at that moment that you should be really quiet, you know when they say ‘I do’.

Anyway, it’s still annoying me and I can’t shift it. Any advice?

The postman has just said I should go home and get to bed, I like him a lot …

cough.

Yes. Its true. Daniel is getting married tomorrow. Ah… it doesn’t seem so long ago that I was dressing him up in my skirts and running around the garden together making mud pies. How times change. Well good luck on the big day Bro! You’ll make a great husband to the beautiful Carena we are sure. I’m afraid you’ll have to get her to dress you up in skirts from now on. You did tell her about that little obsession didn’t you?

It’s Wednesday and between us we have notched up a thought provoking 4000 calories eating our special lunches. Blimey, lets not bother to look at the labels next time, I feel so ill.

We are still working but maybe a little sluggishly now …